and an obligatory #selfie with the man himself đź‘Ś you’re an inspiration and ridiculously cool guy @toddyrockstar, thanks for the opportunity

Can’t imagine a better way to spend my Tuesday afternoon than getting twerked on with @toddyrockstar and @shawnadeli there to record #staytuned

So I found this on the sidewalk… #what (at Some weird shit going down)

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

(Source: ollielephant)

Fear and Loathing in a Southern California Tacobell #wreckage #easterdinner #happyholidays (at Taco Bell)

I can’t #timehop

(Source: suqmydiqtbh)

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

(Source: avianawareness)

bvsedjesus:

my dick while doing sports

i should not tumbl with a mouth full of water

bvsedjesus:

my dick while doing sports

i should not tumbl with a mouth full of water

(Source: shenaniganstime)

ruinedchildhood:

literally me

(Source: thatoneshyguy)

"And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself."
— Unknown (via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: irynka)

(Source: mariahill-s)