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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

lol wut?¿

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niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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AND AND AND happy birthday to my momma!!! Such a beautiful woman inside and out; I would be lucky to have half of your patience and fashion sense. I love you so much and I can’t wait to show you the wild wild west, throw back a pink drink for me ♥ 🍸♥

A year ago, I threw my life in the back of the Pilot and headed to California with my ride-or-die in my passenger seat; it’s pretty insane how much can happen in one year

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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